For the Unvarnished Truth
Brutally Honest Reading
The straight answer, kindly delivered.
For when you are tired of being told what you want to hear.
PRICE
$19.90
DELIVERY
Within the hour
LENGTH
900–1,500 words
If the cards say no, I say no.
Written by hand, on the day, from my table in Chania.
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Hand-written from Chania · Same-hour delivery · Studio open 9am–11pm CET · Free re-read or refund within 48 hours
About this reading.
The Brutally Honest Reading is for when comfort is not enough and you would rather hear the truth. I do not soften the cards into something pretty, and I do not perform cruelty either. I tell you what is actually happening and where it is going, plainly.
I write it by hand and send it within the hour. If the answer is not the one you hoped for, you will at least know where you stand, which is the thing you came for.
What this covers
What is really happening, named without the cushioning.
The part of the story you have been avoiding.
Where it is most likely heading if nothing changes.
One honest instruction you can act on this week.
What this reading actually looks like.
I will not dress this up, [redacted]. Your first card is the Seven of Cups: you have been choosing the version of this you wish were true over the one in front of you. The Five of Pentacles beside it is the cost of staying in that wish.
The Knight of Cups, reversed, is the other person, offering warmth they do not intend to deliver. That is the hard line of this reading.
One instruction, plainly: stop reading potential as promise. The Eight of Cups closes the reading, and it is on your side. Walking toward your own life is not a loss here. It is the way out.
The full reading continues in your PDF
How it works.
01
Choose your reading.
Pick the question that is keeping you up. 30 seconds.
02
Send your context.
Your first name, birthdate, and one specific question. Takes 2 minutes.
03
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Delivered to your inbox in under 60 minutes during studio hours (9am–11pm CET).
You don’t pay for vague filler.
A clear interpretation
Read for your exact situation, never padded with filler.
Honest about uncertainty
If the message is unclear, the reading says so plainly.
Direct when it counts
An uncomfortable answer is never softened into nonsense.
Before you order.
Each reading is written around your submitted question, your context, and the spread used for your situation. Nothing is copy-pasted from a previous reading or pulled from a pre-written template. You are not receiving a generic, recycled answer.
The candle is lit.
Send your question and I will read it by hand, from my table in Chania, and have it back to you within the hour.
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